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Saturday, May 4, 2013

10 excuses for not doing your homework

It's 1:00 AM. When you suddenly realize that you have homework due to next day.
- Now you got a problem. Either you are gonna make them now at 1:00 AM or copy someone tomorrow in class.
But what if the class you have homework for starts in the morning? - What are you gonna do now?

Here are 10 ideas to say that you didn't do it. Without mentioning that you didn't do it.
  1. Your dog ate it. That's a classic, but it isn't safe. If the homework wasn't a written assignment, but something else. It really just doesn't work. But if you do have a dog, then take a piece of paper and make some writing on it. Just the way you wanted to write the beginning, then give it to your dog and make sure he tears it apart. And if there isn't much dog drool on it, then wet it and dry it a bit. That way it will look real. Then you take your "homework" to school and say. "That is all I have left" 
  2. I am really sorry. My grandmother had a stroke last night and we were at the hospital with her. We didn't think she'd make it. *teary eyes*

    *This usually only works if you have parents that are willing to play along, just incase your teacher calls them and asks about it.*  - Or else you'd probably get grounded for life, if you get caught.
  3. My computer broke down That is, if the essay was to due on computer and not paper.
  4. "I left my book at school and did it on a separate sheet of paper. - I forgot to put it in my bag this morning."
  5. Homework? I don't remember getting any homework? Play as you don't remember that. Your teacher doesn't know that you actually do remember it. - * If your classmates doesn't play along, then ..your screwed..*
  6. I didn't understand the homework and ask if he/she will try to explain how to do it and actually do it.
  7. I had too much homework from  _insert class_ and I didn't have time for the homework you gave
  8. I've been really busy with volunteer work and other activities you go to in your spare time. 
  9. I left it at home Be careful though. If you live near school. You'll probably get the "Then go home and get it"
  10. Tell the truth teachers hear a lot of excuses everyday, so try to even it out a bit. Or you could just do your homework.. for once.
That was 10 ways to say, that you didn't do what you should have done for school. 
Should I make a "10 funny and not serious ways to say you didn't do your homework." - Just for fun?

Friday, April 26, 2013

10 Types of people on Facebook

There are a lot of people on Facebook. And we could probably write many books about this whole thing. But we won't.

Here are 10 types of people on Facebook

  1. The Quiet one. He doesn't update his status, not too often he might like something. When you are having a conversation with him, he might sneak in a "Oh yeah, I saw you posted it on Facebook" You know he is there, you just can't see him.
  2. The hijacker Have you tried posting an update on your Facebook, and then later see it have been taken over.? Not shared, but stolen. Some person took it, maybe he spiced it up with a change of a few words. - And then he got a ton of likes.
  3. The promoter This one only post links to his owns blogs/website or whatever. And invite people to concerts and stuff.
  4. The gamer Oh the game requests, it's really annoying when it is a game you don't play. and don't want to play. It takes up the whole news feed. Just click hide. There we go, much better :-)
  5. The "I hate my life" Every single status is all alike "I hate my life" "I don't want to live anymore" and so on.
  6. The "Quoter" They simply copy and paste a wise quote - instead of coming up with their own.
  7. The announcer "New Iphone just released" The minute it happens, he will post it on Facebook! 
  8. The "short story guy" going to bed" "I am eating.." those short "stories" that nobody really cares about. - But then again, who cares about anything on Facebook?
  9. The Showoffs "Just got promoted".  "So happy, got an A on my test" And so on. It's okay to say that you hit a good luck strike, but you can do it in a subtle way. So it isn't as annoying.
  10. The comedians always have funny one-liners to spice up our news feed. We want to even out the sad updates. I wish I had some more of these type of friends on Facebook.
This was the list of 10 types on Facebook. Hope you enjoyed it.
Which one are you? Or maybe a type that isn't on the list? yet.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

10 things I hate about facebook

Today Facebook is almost a necessity. Facebook was created in 2004 and now has over 1 billion users! - That's a lot of people.
I registered on facebook in 2008, 14 years old. - At that time it wasn't such a big deal. All it was was a site to contact your friends and play games with them. Now it is f*cking everything! - And everywhere too!
Share this, buy this, join that. Like us on Facebook.. And so on..

10 Things I hate about Facebook

  1. It's a necessity. - A lot of people probably had the feeling that they were addicted to it at one point. - I know I have been. Addiction is never good. You also have all you friends here. If you don't have a Facebook, you'd be left out..
  2. The interface changes - They change the interface too often, and then in the beginning when people have gotten the fully changes of the layout. They freak out and all they talk about is how crappy a layout they have made. A month later. "It's okay, I don't even remember how it used to look." The latest change was "The timeline" - yes it was annoying at first. But soon I realized, that, I don't look at my own profile.. I don't even look at other peoples profile - that often ;-) I just look at my news feed. That's it. - And no, I do not remember how the old layouts looked like.. Do you?
  3. The game invitations I don't blame ya. - I love many of those games myself, - But only when it's a game I play, or actually want to play. One way to get out of this is, to simple block the game requests from either a specific person or the game itself.  - That is possible you know. - No need to delete us people. really.
  4. Updates imported from Twitter. Tweets belong to Twitter, Tweet on Twitter and Update your status on Facebook. Just hold them separate.
  5. Where's the dislike button? The dislike button has been a thing every person on Facebook have been wanting for a long time. Unfortunately, there is no signs of it. I am very happy with the "like" button instead of the "Be a fan" button. A "like" is great to give when someone have been engaged or in a relationship, but not when the bunny or family member dies. A dislike button would be appreciated much! - Agreed?
  6. The Poke. I don't get it. That is probably why I hate it. But really though. What's it for? 
  7. Annoying people When people write things like "I love you so much _insert name_" and the other person respond in a comment. Yes, it's cute that you love each other. But these people are rarely no further than a couples of blocks away from each other. Like, why don't you just tell to his/her face that you love them. Instead of telling the whole world. Or just call them. We don't need to hear it. 
  8. The Duckface This is self explainable. Girls - The duckface ain't pretty. Just face it. Unfortunetly this isn't just on Facebook, but also on a lot of other sites.
  9. "Like for heaven. Ignore for hell" I really hate this. A picture with to half's. one with heaven, one with hell. - No I will not like this. Who the h*ll invented this shit? The same with "Like this if you're against racism". And "share this and something awesome will happen". No, there will not! Just stop it. Stop it right there.
  10. When people post ";( "as a status, then people write, "whats wrong" and they either say, "it's nothing, don't worry" or "chat".  Really, you can tell the world that you aren't happy and then you don't want to tell what's wrong.? Alright fine, but don't come running and saying nobody cares..
I probably have a ton more of these hates about Facebook - Comment below if  I should make a " 10 things I hate about facebook 2"?

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